The barman

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Αποστολέας: Ανώνυμος

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
-Certainly, sir, that will be 1 cent.
-One cent? exclaimed the guy.
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks,
-Could i have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?
-Certainly sir, replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.
-How much money? inquires the guy.
-Four cents, he replies.
-Four cents?! exclaims the guy. Wheres the guy who owns this place?
The barman replies : Upstairs with my wife.
The guy says : What is he doing with your wife?
The bartender replies: Same as what im doing to his business.