Somebody has to do it

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Αποστολέας: Ανώνυμος

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:
"Darling, would you give me a blowj**?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you crazy? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Whos gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! Theres nobody around, theyre all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. Its just too risky!"
Him: "I love you."
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just cant!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just cant"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on,and the girls sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowj**. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, momll come down and do it. But for gods sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."

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