The little boy at the back of the class was squirming in his chair, not paying attention. The teacher approached him to find out what the problem
was. Quite embarrassed, the boy whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy.
The teacher sent him to the principals office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call he returned to class and sat down. All of a sudden, there was a commotion in the back of the room.
The boy was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "What are you doing?" the shocked teacher asked. "I thought I told you to call your mom."
"I did," came the reply, "and my Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, shed come and pick me up from school."