A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who was a
burly bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your pants," she said.
"Thats right!" said the husband, "and dont you ever forget it. Im the man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap.
He said, "Hell, I cant get into your panties!"
She said, "Thats right and thats the way its going to be until your Damned attitude changes!!"
Τα παιδιά ρωτούν τον πατέρα τους; -Μπαμπά, θα μας πας στο τσίρκο;Όχι, απαντά εκείνος....
Έχω παντρευτεί δυο φορές, λέει κάποιος, αλλά δυστυχώς στάθηκα άτυχος. - Τι κρίμα. Γιατί; ...