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"Im hungry." = Im hungry.
"Im sleepy." = Im sleepy.
"Im tired." = Im tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"Whats wrong?" = I dont see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"Whats wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"Whats wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"Im bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Lets have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...wed better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Lets talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
"I like that one better." (while shopping) = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home.

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