Women are clever.

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Αποστολέας: Ανώνυμος

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; its a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So youre a man. Thats interesting. Im a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! Theres
nothing left, but were unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".
Flattered, the man replied.
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks.
"Have you got any?"
The woman replies.
"No. I think Ill just wait for the police...."
Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Dont mess with them.