The Greetings that never made it !

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Αποστολέας: Ανώνυμος

"Looking back over the years that weve been together,
I cant help but wonder:...
-- What was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day!...
-- Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful you....
-- have such an ugly baby?"

"Ive always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
-- After having met you, Ive changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...
-- I never believed in Hell until I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
-- that youre not here to ruin it for me."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts youve given me...
-- Like the need for therapy."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!...
-- I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Before you go,...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
-- Youll probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married...
-- but not to you."

"You look great for your age...
-- Almost Lifelike!"

"When we were together, you always said youd die for me...
-- Now that weve broken up, I think its time you kept your promise."

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
-- So heres his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"We have been friends for a very long time...
-- What do you say we call it quits?"

"Im so miserable without you...
-- Its almost like youre here."