George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him 3 black kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they want.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
G.W.B. says, "No problem. Ill take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans."
G.W.B. says, "Ill get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you dont look like youre handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!!!"
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