"You get this one, next round is on me."
(We wont be here long enough to get another round.)
"Ill get this one, next round is on you."
(Happy hour is about to end...beers are now a dollar, but by the next round theyll be $4.50 a pop, sucker.)
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
(I have no interest in talking to you, but I want to get your attractive friend in a compromising position.)
"What do you have on tap?"
"Ill have a glass of house white." (Female)
"Ill have a glass of house white." (Male)
"Ill have an amaretto & OJ." (Female)
(Im really easy.)
"Ill have an amaretto & OJ." (Male)
(Im really gay.)
"Ever try a body shot?" (Female To Male)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, can you imagine what Ill do to you in bed?)
"I dont feel well, lets go home." (Female)
(Youre paying more attention to your friends than to me.)
"I dont feel well, lets go home." (Male)
"Excuse me." (Male To Male)
(Get the hell out of the way.)
"Excuse me." (Male To Female)
(I am going to grope you now and blame it on the crowd.)
"Excuse me." (Female To Male)
(Dont even think about groping me, just get the hell out of my way dickless.)
"Excuse me." (Female To Female)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? Youre certainly not all that, missy, coming in here dressed like a hooker...And get your eyes off my man, or Ill slap you like the bitch that you are!)
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