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An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato
garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Fred
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to
plant my potato garden this year. Im just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heavens sake, dad, dont dig up that garden,
thats where I buried the BODIES.
Love Fred
At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologised to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter
from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. Thats the best I
could do
under the circumstances.
Love Fred
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