Little Johnny

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A Sunday-school teacher asked her class the question: "When you die
and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"

Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."
"And why is that, Suzie?" asked the teacher.

Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first!"

"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.

Now Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think its
your legs." The teacher looked at him warily. "Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddys bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was going, Oh, God, Im coming! If Dad hadnt had her pinned down, wed have lost her for sure!"

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