Kostas and his wife Eleni were working in the garden one day when Kostas looks over at his wife and says,
"Your butt is getting really big. I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque."
With that he proceeded to measure the grill and then went over to where Eleni was working and measured his Elenis bottom.
"Yes, I was right your butt is two inches wider than the barbeque!!!"
Eleni chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Kostas is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards Eleni, who completely brushes him off.
"Whats wrong?" he asks.
"Do you really think Im going to fire up this big ass grill for one little souvlaki?"
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