A recent survey asked women what they would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day. The top responses are as follows:
1. I would write my name in the snow.
2. I would go in my boss office and lay it on his desk and say "where is my raise?"
3. I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new.
4. I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
5. I would grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
6. I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.
7. I would measure it both ways.
8. I would pee off a tall building.
9. I would speed to a hospital and have it surgically removed.
10. I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
11. I would love him, and squeeze him and play with him all day.
12. I would demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.
13.I would pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.
14. I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot.
15. I would stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around.
16. I would see how many donuts I could carry with it
17. I would check my husbands gag reflex.
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