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How to get rid of sleazy men

Tags: woman, your, would, sleazy, mine

Αποστολέας: Ανώνυμος

MAN: Havent I seen you someplace before?
WOMAN: Yes, thats why i dont go there anymore.

MAN: Is this seat empty?
WOMAN: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

MAN: Your place or mine tonight?
WOMAN: Both,i go to mine, you go to yours.

MAN: Hey baby, whats your sign?
WOMAN: Do not Enter.

MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
WOMAN: Unfertilized.

MAN: Your body is a temple?
WOMAN: Sorry, no services today.

MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you!
WOMAN: But would you stay there?

MAN: If i could see you naked, Id die happy!
WOMAN: If i saw you naked i would probably die laughing!