A traveling salesman is in a small town in the midwest, when his trip is suddenly prolonged for an extra month. He was already getting bored there and over the course of the extra month he becomes very homesick.
Finally, he decides to give in to temptation and visit the localbrothel. He walks up to the madam and hands her a hundred dollars andsays,
"Give me the worst blowj** in town."
The madam says, "For this kind of money, you can have the best blowj**."
"No, no," says the man, "You dont understand, Im not horny, Im homesick."