Gorilla hunting

Tags: quot, gorilla, service, tree, chihuahua

Αποστολέας: Ανώνυμος

A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service.
When he asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks;
"Is it a male or female?"
"Male," he replies.
"Oh yeah, we can do it. Ill be right there," he states.
An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.
"Im going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorillas testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, shoot the Chihuahua."

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