Confession

Tags: quot, says, again, closet, while

Αποστολέας: Ανώνυμος

A housewife took a lover during the day while her husband is at work. While this takes place she locks her 9 year old son in the bedroom closet.
One day her husband comes home while the lover is there so she locks the lover in the same closet with the boy. They stand in the gloom for a while, then the boy says,
"Dark in here."
"Yes, it is."
"I have a baseball."
"Thats nice."
"Wanna buy it?"
"No."
"My dads out there."
"OK, Ill buy it. How much."
"$25.00."
"Gee. OK, Ill buy it."
A week later the man is over again. The boy is locked in the closet again. The father comes home again. The man is locked in the closet with the boy again. They stand in the gloom until the boy says,
"Dark in here."
"Yes, it is."
"I have a baseball glove."
"Thats nice."
"Wanna buy it?"
Remembering the previous week, the man says,
"Sure, how much."
"$75.00."
"Fine."
The following weekend the father says to the boy,
"Son, go get your ball and glove and lets play some catch."
"I cant, dad. I sold them to some guy."
"Really? For how much."
"$100.00"
"Son, you shouldnt rip off strangers like that. Its the same as stealing. Im taking you to church, so you can confess your sin."
They go to the church to the confessional. The boy goes in and sits down. The little door opens so the Priest can hear his confession.
"What is your sin, my son."
The boy says
"Dark in here."
The priest says,
"Dont start that shit again."