An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude.
The wife says: "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies:
"Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"