An engineer in Hell

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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, hows it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. Weve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and theres no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised, "What? Youve got an engineer? Thats a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and Im keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or Ill sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"