I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the
Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
Now why didnt Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything