A tiger woke up one morning feeling just great. He felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him, "Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals!?!"
And the poor quaking little monkey replied, "You are of course, no one is mightier than you."
A little while later, the tiger confronted a deer and bellowed, "Who is the greatest and strongest of all the jungle animals!?!!" The deer shook so hard it could barely speak, but managed to stammer, "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle."
The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant that was quietly munching on some weeds and roared at the top of his voice,"Who is the mightiest of all the animals in the jungle!?!?!!"
The elephant grabbed the tiger with his trunk, picked him up, slammed him down, picked him up again, and shook him until the tiger was just a blur of orange and black, and finally threw him violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggered to his feet, looked at the elephant and said, "Man, just because you dont know the answer, you dont have to get so mad!"
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