The blind man

Tags: blonde, quot, blind, joke, she`s

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I`m a 6` tall,200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What`s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she`s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she`s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke ?"
The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I`m gonna have to explain it five times."

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