Sam

Tags: quot, bessie, hanging, down, different

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears
them home, walking proudly.

He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, whats different? Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, itll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? ITS HANGING DOWN BECAUSE ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. ....... Shoulda bought a hat."

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