Theres a fellow who is an avid golfer.
Actually hes a golf fanatic.
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and golfs all day long.
Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From there he finds its going to be bad weather all day long.
So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wifes back, and says,
"The weather out there is terrible."
To which she replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing!"