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Carmen

My name is Carmen." she told him."Thats a beautiful name" he said. "Di...

Little Johnny

A Sunday-school teacher asked her class the question: "When you dieand go to Heaven, ...

The raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical la...

The Greetings that never made it !

"Looking back over the years that weve been together, I cant help but wonder:... -- W...

Funny for married or not!

TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I h...

How to get rid of sleazy men

MAN: Havent I seen you someplace before? WOMAN: Yes, thats why i dont go there anymore. MA...

How you can tell that you are addicted to the Internet

Your dog has its own home page. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You start ti...

Πυργος της Βαβελ

Κοκτέιλ μπαρ, Νορβηγία: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT ΤO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR" "Οι κυρίες ...

Deathbed Confessions

Jack, a lawyer, lies dying with his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Mike, Ive go...

Bank account

A man was called into his bank to discuss his accounts."Your finances are in terrible...

Simple Rules Chicks Don

1. Nothing says I love you like a blow-job in the morning.2. Learn to work the toilet seat...

Death Bed

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held...

Santa

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land mothers and fathers were taking a...

A visit to the IRS

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. &quo...

Driving Permit

A young boy had just got his drivers permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if ...

The Rules For Dating My Daughter

When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriends father, who I believe s...

How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity and Drive Other People Insane

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see i...

Γλωσσαρι ελληνικων φρασεων

AARE YOU WORKING ME?ΜΕ ΔΟΥΛΕΥΕΙΣ;ARE WE GLUING COFFEE POTS?ΜΠΡΙΚΙΑ ΚΟΛΛΑΜΕ;ARE YOU ASKING ...

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