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The English Language

Lets face it. English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant. No ham in the...

You

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and w...

The blonde mother

The nice looking blonde ladyjust have deliver bearth and waits at her room for the the doc...

WIFE 1.0

Subject: Upgrade Problems Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wi...

The Greetings that never made it !

"Looking back over the years that weve been together, I cant help but wonder:... -- W...

"Body Language"

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower.The man realizes that he c...

Presents for Mom

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind and she had three jealous sons who each w...

The bet

This guy comes into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says, " I bet you 100 doll...

A new Baby

There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They de...

Πυργος της Βαβελ

Κοκτέιλ μπαρ, Νορβηγία: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT ΤO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR" "Οι κυρίες ...

Resigning My Adulthood

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like t...

The newlyweds

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are no...

Voodoo Dick

There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his w...

A Genie Can Almost Do Anything

A man is walking along the beach when he trips over something in the sand. Upon examinatio...

The farmer and his sheep

An Alabama farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, ...

Before I Came To College I Wish I Had Known...

That it didnt matter how late I scheduled my first class, Id sleep right through it.That I...

Santa

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land mothers and fathers were taking a...

Why am i so tired?

For a couple years Ive been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a...

Driving Permit

A young boy had just got his drivers permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if ...

The Rules For Dating My Daughter

When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriends father, who I believe s...

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