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A young woman married and had 9 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. She again remarried and this time had 5 more children. This time when her husband died, she did too. In all, she left 21 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled His wish that she, "Go forth and multiply." In his final remarks, the preacher intoned, "Thank you Lord, theyre finally together."

Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked, "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

The other mourner replied, "I think he means her legs."

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