A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: Whats 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: Whats the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, Im already working on a murder case!"
A blonde was having trouble with her computer. So she called the computer guy over to her desk....
Ήταν μια ξανθιά και κάθε λίγο και λιγάκι έβγαινε από το σπίτι της και πήγαινε να ελέγξει το γραμματο...