This guy comes into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says, " I bet you 100 dollars that I can pee into that cup." The bartender looks at the cup. The cup is about 20 feet away. So the bartender agrees. The man unzips his fly and looks at his dick,then the cup,dick, then cup.
He lets out this massive piss. It goes everywhere-- on the bartender,the cash register,the walls and the floor. The bartender is laughing and so is the guy who he bet.
"Why are you so happy" asks the bartender.
The man says,"See those three guys at the pool table? I bet them three hundred dollars each that I could pee all over you and your bar and youd be happy about it."