Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators.
He kept them in the pool in the back of his mansion. The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single.
One day he decided to throw a huge party, during which he
announced: "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man
here. I will give $1 million or my daughter to the man that
can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge
As soon as he finished his last word there was the sound of
a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with
all his might, the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking.
Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed, he said, "My boy that was
incredible! Fantastic! I didnt think it could be done!
Well, I must keep my end of the bargain, which do you want
my daughter or the $1 million?"
The guy replied, "Listen, I dont want your money! And I
dont want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me
in that water!"
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