"The heart attack"

Tags: quot, attack, heart, closet, naked

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A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. "Honey," she said, thinking quickly,"I think Im having a heart attack!" While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked man in the closet.
He ran to the closet,opened the door, and there was his best friend.
"Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jills having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!"