Modern Medicine

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An Israeli doctor said "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks".

A German doctor said, "Thats nothing! " In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we could take a half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Ha! We just took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the Country will be looking for work in a matter of days."