How you can tell that you are addicted to the Internet

Tags: your, quot, spouse, turn, computer

Your dog has its own home page.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
You cant call your mother...she doesnt have a modem.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.pine.street/house/bluetrim.html
Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
You laugh at people with 2400 baud modems.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

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