One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned how you get a baby.
The mother was amused and said "Oh really sweetie, why dont you tell me all about it?"
The little girl then explained, "Well...the mummy and daddy take off all their clothes, and the daddys wiener stands way up high, and the mummy kneels on the floor and puts the daddys wiener in her mouth, and then the daddys wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mummys mouth, and then the mummy swallows the sticky juice, and thats how you get a baby."
The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said,
"Oh honey, thats sweet, but thats not how you get a baby. Thats how you get jewelry.
-γιατρέ, γράψε μου ένα πιο δυνατό υπνωτικό, γιατί αυτό που παίρνω δεν μου κάνει τίποτα. ...
-Ένας 45χρονος εργοστασιάρχης πάει στο καζίνο και χάνει σε μια νύχτα όλη του την περιούσια και αποφα...