She is soooooooooooooo blonde that......
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought manual labor was president of Mexico.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
They had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade.
On an application where it says "Sign Here" she put "Sagittarius".
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
She studied for a urine test - and failed.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money!
When she saw "Under 17 Not Admitted" she went home and got 16 friends.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Introduces herself and goes home....
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen a...