Honesty

Tags: honesty, theres, quot, windshield, headlights

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of the offending vehicle but hes relieved to see that theres a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think Im leaving my name, address and other particulars. But Im not."

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