Deathbed Confessions

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Jack, a lawyer, lies dying with his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Mike, Ive got to confess. Ive been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and Im the father of your daughter. On top of that, Ive been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Mike, "and dont think another thing about it. Im the one who put arsenic in your martini."