Cultural differences

Tags: woman, english, french, german, italian

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

* One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
* The French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois"
* The German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman
* The English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman
* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.
* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least its not snowing and the taxes are low.
* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They dont remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English arent getting any...

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