In 2031, President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven...
"And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter.
"Its me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World."
"Oh...Mr....... President! What may I do for you?" asks St. Peter. "Id like to come in," replies Clinton.
"Sure," says the Saint. "But first, you have to confess your sins. What bad things have you done in your life?"
Clinton bites his lip and answers,
"Well, I tried marijuana, but you cant call it dope-smoking because I didnt inhale. There were inappropriate extramarital relationships, but you cant call it adultery because I didnt have full sexual relations. And I made some statements that were misleading, but legally accurate, but you cant call it bearing false witness because, as far as I know, it didnt meet the legal standard of perjury."
With that, St. Peter consults the Book of Life briefly, and declares,
"OK, heres the deal. Well send you somewhere hot, but we wont call it Hell. Youll be there indefinitely, but we wont call it eternity. And when you enter, you dont have to abandon all hope, just hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
Ενώ κανονικά ψηφίζει στην Αθήνα, παίρνει δωρεάν από το κόμμα του αεροπορικό εισιτήριο για να ψηφίσει...
Το κλουβί με τις τρελές....