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Carlos

Tags: quot, carlos, boss, work, feel

Carlos calls his boss in the morning and says, "Ey, boss I no come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache my legs hurt I no come work."

The boss says:, "You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Carlos calls. "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, Ill be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house."